2007-02-02

Paradise Poker hands

Here comes my little collection of Poker Nice-Hands screenshots! This is a life-time compilation. This life-time started in November 2006. Few weeks after starting up "play money gambling" I found "Poker Indicator" which is a stat prog that counts all kind of things, which tells me right now the following:

Number of games: 12 000
Flop: 79%
Showdown: 29%
Showdown won: 49%

So... Here comes the hands, starting with the lowest. I don't screenshoot any full house, non-suited straights or flush, neither big pot win :-) Nothing impressive, indeed, rather good memories!

NUTS! 4 of a kind of Twos (2s of Hearts and Spades in hand):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Threes (3 of Hearts in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Threes (3 of Clubs in hand):

NUTS! 4 of a kind of Fours (4 of Spades in hand):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Fives (5 of Hearts in hand):


2nd 4 of a kind of Fives (Draw poker):


1st 4 of a kind of Sixs (Draw poker):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Sixs (6 of Hearts in hand):


NUTS! 4 of a kind of Heights (6 of Hearts in hand):


1st 4 of a kind of Nines (Draw poker):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Tens (10s of Diamonds and Clubs in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Tens (10 of Spades in hand):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Jacks (Js of Clubs and Hearts in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Jacks (J of Hearts in hand):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Queens (Q of Clubs in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Queens (Qs of Clubs and Hearts in hand):


3rd 4 of a kind of Queens (Draw poker):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Kings (K of Diamonds in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Kings (K of Spades in hand):


NUTS! 1st 4 of a kind of Ace (A of Clubs in hand):


NUTS! 2nd 4 of a kind of Ace (A of Clubs in hand):


NUTS! Straight Flush 8 to Q of Spades (9 J in hand):


NUTS! Straight Flush 5 to 9 of Hearts (8 9 in hand):


NUTS! 1st Royal Straight Flush of Clubs (J in hand):


NUTS! 2nd Royal Straight Flush of Clubs (J in hand):


NUTS! 3rd Royal Straight Flush of Spades (AK in hand):


That's it! I guess there will me more to come :-)

Petit conte #2 en forme d'essaie

On me reproche ma vie cloîtrée à l'intérieur de mon ordi.

Je rétorque que c'est dans mon ordi que l'infini se trouve.

On tente de me faire remarquer que c'est sans valeur humaine et purement machiné,

Je réponds que c'est grâce à la machine qu'on reconnaît notre valeur humaine.

On ne répond rien.

Je continue en analogies: Un bas! Moelleux à l'intérieur, et plutôt ordinaire à l'extérieur. Le pied est bien dans son bas. Parfois, le pied sort nu pour respirer (who dont?) - mais pour voyager et voir du pays, il a besoin d'être habillé (au moins d'un bas). Nu pied dans la garnotte, ça sonne comme la souffrance du pied aveugle qui voulait voir.

C'est dans le millieu qu'on découvre en premier. Quand on connaît bien le milleu, allons voir autour. Alors peut-être le contour devient-il un autre millieu? Pendant tout ce temps, on est cloîtré imaginairement par ce centre d'attraction. Et ce centre d'attraction nous apportera ailleurs.

C'est un voyage vers l'infini. À qui on peut reprocher d'aimer voyager?